Fun
Fun Commands
A handful of pure chaos/meme commands. No real gameplay effect, just for laughs.
Last updated August 2026. Part of the VortexEssentials series.
/beezooka
Aliases: /beecannon
Launches a live bee straight out in front of you like a projectile. A second later it vanishes in a harmless little pop, no damage, no block breaking, purely for show.
/suicide
Aliases: /seppuku, /selfmurder
Instantly kills you, with a bit of a troll delay first ("you ain't allowed to die... just kidding"). It's a real death like any other (you'll drop your items as normal), the only difference is the death message is kept quiet, nobody sees it announced in chat.
/table
The classic table-flip meme, broadcast to the whole server.
/table flip- flips your table (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ for everyone to see. You can't flip again until you've fixed it first./table fix- puts your table back (┬─┬ノ(°_°ノ)/table dorito- does its own thing regardless of table state ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Just typing /table on its own shows you the list of options.
/dab
Everyone on the server sees you dab across their screen for a few seconds in flashing colors, whether they like it or not.
/67
The "six seven" meme, flashed across every online player's screen for a few seconds as the numbers cycle and build up. Purely visual, server-wide, no matter where anyone is.
/bored
Syntax: /bored <player>
Send someone a "bored?" ping, and they'll get back one of a couple of joke replies suggesting some very much not-safe-for-work ways to cure their boredom. It's a troll command, don't take the "suggestion" seriously (and maybe don't send it to someone who won't find it funny).
A Few Notes
- None of these commands have cooldowns, use them as much as you (and everyone around you) can tolerate.
- These are all purely cosmetic, nothing here affects gameplay, stats, or items.